The Cookie

While you both are arguing, I will sneak and steal the cookie.

Even if you are one with the carpet, I locate you and with my HP wand, cast you freeze and I steal the cookie.

 AlfatogodeQFBere:

I retire!!! I demand my pension.

LOL no! Not allowed!

 sohonee:

Alfa, we have already analysed this freeze situation. 

When the cookie is in the hand of the person , to whom u gonna freeze, simultaneously that cookie will also get frozen, n all u will get is those cookie crumbs, because  u just can not thaw it separately.

( btw, it’s not carpet , but the curtains……lol )

But, I give u to  your HP wand thing,  idea was the kewl one…..

I have a proposal. Freeze one half of the holder. They cannot move unless you give you the cookie. Once you are far away, you can unfreeze them and run. :D

In this way I have become the holder of the cookie.

I'll give you a massage coupon and it relaxes you so much that you forget all your troubles including the existence of the cookie temporarily. Just enough time for me to steal!

I disguise myself as a ninja and perform a stealthy backflip while juggling rubber ducks. The person above is so captivated by this impressive display that I swipe the cookie while they're still in awe of my ninja rubber duck skills. ???

I release a horde of adorable puppies wearing cookie-shaped hats, overwhelming you with cuteness and allowing me to snatch the cookie while you're busy cuddling the puppies.

haha exactly. 

You cannot join forces because you cannot share the cookie. So while that debate is going on between the both of you, I steal the cookie.

 sohonee:

And why do you feel , it would be easy to steal from sohonee’s astral body?

Infact , astral body will have more (entire) energy, that sohonee was having.

These astral bodies are quite dangerous…..not anybody but only the concerned person can see them

Because the cookie doesn't have a soul. The cookie was left with the body. :P

I make some lovely pancakes and pour some delicious maple syrup on it. Top it with some blueberries. You can't resist and dig in. After having so much sweet food, you no longer care about the cookie and fall into a food coma. I steal.