If you ever wondered what you can do with a volunteer cast; a script written by a high school drama class and $11.98 US - watch Dirty Laundry. Frustratingly bad. Stealing is okay as long as you want to bed the person you are stealing from. Getting people almost killed is okay since you really didn't mean to steal the briefcase in the first place.

If it wasn't for Pond taking his shirt off - I would have never finished it. Have your finger on the fast forward button at all times.