The MAgic Soda Vendor!

you get money

*inserts keyboard*

Gets a Rapunzel mannequin

*inserts a projector*

Gets a knife 

inserts one litre if tears

Gets an escort

*inserts Christian Grey*

gets beef stew (have no idea how that came up, magic XD)

inserts your favorite drama

gets a college diploma :D

inserts overleft food

gets stilts

insets homeless guy