The MAgic Soda Vendor!

get happiness 

insert your mom 

get a bite from that little brat  inside the machine 

insert a make up bag 

get raw silver

insert tuna

get a good morning 

insert a jacket 

get a slip hazard

insert a steaming hot bowl of chicken soup

get a really enjoyable drama!

Insert a ping pong ball

get an empty plate (I was really hungry!)

insert the closest thing to your right hand at this moment