2024 MARTIAL ARTS MADNESS MARATHON
I completed my marathon. I watched 40 movies and wrote 40 reviews in 30 days! Hi-yah!
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1. Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo
Japanese Movie - 1970
Still salty about them wasting Mifune Toshiro on this drivel
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2. Legend of Chenzhen
Chinese Movie - 2019
Cheap production
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3. Once Upon a Time in China 2
Hong Kong Movie - 1992
My favorite so far in this franchise because of the Jet vs Donnie fights.
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4. Tom Yum Goong 2
Thai Movie - 2013
The stunts weren't as good as the first one. Neither had a great story.
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5. Swift Shaolin Boxer
Taiwanese Movie - 1978
This one had a strange twist that didn't make any sense.
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6. Royal Warriors
Hong Kong Movie - 1986
The story had issues, but Michelle was wonderful in it.
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7. SPL: Sha Po Lang
Hong Kong Movie - 2005
I think I rated this one too high. I didn't like the story, but the last two fights were excellent.
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8. Flying Swords of Dragon Gate
Chinese Movie - 2011
A re-watch. Worse the second time around. Way too much bad CGI
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9. Beautiful Swordswoman
Taiwanese Movie - 1969
Would have rated it slightly higher if not for the ending.
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10. The Grandmaster
Hong Kong Movie - 2013
This was beautifully shot but lacking in personality
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11. The Vengeful Beauty
Hong Kong Movie - 1978
Most pleasant surprise so far!
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12. Master Z: The Ip Man Legacy
Hong Kong Movie - 2018
Corny but entertaining. A re-watch
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13. The Karate Kid
Chinese Movie - 2010
If I'd grown up with this one, I might have liked it better but I thought it lacked the charm of the first one and I really hated the 12 year old Fight Club feeling.
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14. Eagle's Claw and Butterfly Palm
Taiwanese Movie - 1978
A re-watch. Still sucked the second time around
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15. 13 Assassins
Japanese Movie - 2010
This one was a surprise for me. Really enjoyed it.
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16. The Brave Archer
Hong Kong Movie - 1977
Not a big fan of the ML in this one
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17. Raging Phoenix
Thai Movie - 2009
The story was okay. The stunts weren't as good as Chocolate but still entertaining.
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18. Butterfly And Sword
Hong Kong Movie - 1993
Terrible copy, but that's not their fault. It was fun to watch Michelle, Donnie, and Tony when they were young. One of the most bonkers "weapons"
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19. Soul of the Sword
Hong Kong Movie - 1978
Soul of the Sword had no soul. Jerk of a ML
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20. The Old Guy
Chinese Movie - 2023
Simon Yam and Yuen Wah? Yeah, I'm not exactly objective.
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21. Hitman in the Hand of Buddha
Korean Movie - 1981
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22. Killer Clans
Hong Kong Movie - 1976
A re-watch. Liked it better the second time around
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23. The Street Fighter
Japanese Movie - 1974
This was awful.
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24. In the Line of Duty 4
Hong Kong Movie - 1989
Cynthia Khan and Donnie Yen did a good job and the story was fairly coherent. It was Yuen Yat Choh’s final movie.
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25. Return of the Deadly Blade
Hong Kong Movie - 1981
This was Kurata’s movie until they shifted the focus abruptly in the 10 minutes or so.
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26. Kung Fu Jungle
Hong Kong Movie - 2014
A rewatch for me and I still enjoyed it
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27. Hitman
Hong Kong Movie - 1998
Weird combination of humor and death
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28. The Crimson Charm
Hong Kong Movie - 1971
Ivy Ling Po and Chang Yi avenge their master
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29. Shaolin Abbot
Hong Kong Movie - 1979
The most positive thing about this movie was that David Chiang didn't annoy me as much as he usually did
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30. The 47 Ronin
Japanese Movie - 1941
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31. The 47 Ronin: Last Part
Japanese Movie - 1942
4 hours of dialogue. Are we trying to talk someone to death? Biggest disappointment of the marathon.
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32. House Of Traps
Hong Kong Movie - 1982
Really expected more from the Venoms in this one
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33. The Greatest Plot
Taiwanese Movie - 1977
More like the okayest plot
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34. Way of the Black Dragon
Hong Kong Movie - 1978
Was one big mess of a story and the fights weren't very good either.
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35. Police Story
Hong Kong Movie - 1985
A breakthrough for the time in terms of the stunts. I enjoyed Police Story 3 better
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36. Seven Samurai
Japanese Movie - 1954
a re-rewatch. Third time was the charm for this one
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37. Delightful Forest
Hong Kong Movie - 1972
De-drunken forest
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38. The Water Margin
Hong Kong Movie - 1972
Big SB extravaganza that spent too much time introducing people who weren't even in the movie!
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39. All Men Are Brothers
Hong Kong Movie - 1975
Follow-up to the Water Margin. Less story, more blood and death
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40. The Shaolin Kids
Taiwanese Movie - 1975
People came and went inexplicably and the fights were ho-hum