Pick up lines/ironic lines you can’t get out your head #1

Cud u pls help me in buying a gift for my sister?

( the line is not sounding cheesy but i have seen it working almost all the time n then we giggle at our friend)

 Felix from Australia:

“Can you try lying to me? Lie to you all of a sudden? Just one lie. Why don’t you try telling me I’m pretty?“

I don't have to lie for that, simple truth will do that, "you are pretty"

 aenoee:

@ Felix,  this is for you   :x

Are all the beautiful pretty angels in heaven went on strike???? Because,  certainly one is standing here before me .

? awwwwwww cuteee

I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

 aenoee:

He has to be a huge Silly,

To let you go Lilly!!

Do you know what you would look beautiful in? My arms! I guarantee you, I am not flirting with you. I am just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive

Sorry my mistake 

 Lilly:

Do you know what you would look beautiful in? My arms! I guarantee you, I am not flirting with you. I am just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive

Sorry my mistake 

Why mistake??  

Oh ! Now i get it. 

I dint read the arms part earlier. 

You yourself are soooooo....attractive and beautiful,  that u find everybody else attractive. 

It's YOU, not any other second person.

But, anyways, I was floating on cloud 9.

 Minchane:

If I was a writer, my novels would have been about you.

Gr8