The MAgic Soda Vendor!

So, here it is, I found it many years ago on some other forums. I was wondering whether that could work here.
It's a bit like word association, only the more you use your imagination, the better and funnier the results can be.

Imagine you have a soda vending machine. It's magical. Insert something, anything, small, big, anything you fancy into it and you will get something in return! Whatever you insert into the pop machine, you get something somewhat related but weird.

e.x. 1

"inserts bottle," I might get something back like a pop tab, a bottle cap, a Coke can..


The key is to use your imagination.


e.x. 2
*inserts quarter*
You get a note saying that the machine does not accept currency.


e.x 3

*inserts torn shirt*
You get Hulk


Let me start.

*Inserts MDL forum*

You get a crazy airen right here :p

*inserts credit card*

You get an Ikigami :p

*inserts cake*

Out comes random nakedness and a strange urge to bite things.

*inserts a wish to understand*

jeanie65jh wrote: ^^That was for you Lis^^

Thanks....See Jeanie knows....*looks pointedly at C4U*

jeanie65jh wrote: Out comes random nakedness and a strange urge to bite things.

*inserts a wish to understand*

You get more Shota hotness to cloud your mind even more.

*inserts Akiyama-San*

You get confusion :p

*Inserts candy*

jeanie65jh wrote: You get a Reeses Peanut butter cup and LSG to feed it to you.

*inserts Van Gogh*

I'd be in heaven hahaha :p

You get Da Vinci haha

*Inserts notebook*