The person above me is in charge of maintaining the hamster wheels that are used to power the internet.

The person above me can write normally, but only speaks in alliteration.

tpam works at mac donults

The person above me copyrighted the sounds that words make and charges you $1 every time you speak.

Tpam kidnapped my grandma 

The person above me has an entourage of a dozen people who roll out a red carpet for them wherever they go. If you have seen a red carpet leading to the checkout aisle of a grocery store or at a restaurant, you might have just ran into them.

The person above me went to the person above them to find the person above them to get a tattoo of the person above them dancing with the person above them.

The person above me is a psychic who can communicate with the spirits of departed goldfish.

The person above me is not amazing.

 John Smith:

The person above me is not amazing.

you spam too much

 Bluebells:

you spam too much

The thought never occurred to you that perhaps people are deleting their posts?

 John Smith:

The thought never occurred to you that perhaps people are deleting their posts?

yeah because your spamming too much

 Bluebells:

yeah because your spamming too much

I am pretty sure that is not why.